batreaux: welcome to tumblr high school. haha your locker is filled with shit! wait. everyone’s locker is filled with shit. can you hear the screaming too? why are we here. do we deserve this hell?
envyadams: 3OH!3 is an interesting band because they have some lyrics like this and then some like this
ellesugars: godot is a total tsundere. no matter how long you wait for him, he will keep standing you up, guys
ellesugars replied to your post: I JUST WANT TO BE FUNNY AND/OR HOT COME ON GIVE ME… YOU ARE BOTH SHUT UP LET ME SELF LOATHE MY HUMOR IS VERY HIT OR MISS AND I HAVE SMALL EYES ALSO I MISS YOU WAYZATA SUCKS I WANNA SIT AND DO OLD PEOPLE THINGS WITH YOU
I JUST WANT TO BE FUNNY AND/OR HOT COME ON GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE THINGS
greatghosts: PM me if you need a bad friend because im one
richwhitelesbian: sad boys crew
batreaux: i want a parachute so i can pull it during bad dates. it won’t accomplish anything but it will definitely signify something is wrong
eyesofadiaspora: ‘In Love and In War’ To my daughter I will say, ‘when the men come, set yourself on fire.’ - Warsan Shire
Live for awhile in the books you love. Learn from them what is worth learning,...– Rilke, Viareggio, April 5, 1903, Letters to a Young Poet (via seabois)
nascars replied to your post: nascars replied to your photo: Started parting my… like an omg it looks so good omg aw babe
laaacrymosa replied to your photo: Started parting my hair differently. I think. I… gonna cr y make out with me instead
nascars replied to your photo: Started parting my hair differently. I think. I… omg good omg or bad omg?
javelining: it is the year 2050. gender in terms of male/female has been replaced with human/dancer. a woman in the delivery room has just given birth and as the doctor pulls the child from her womb she gasps “is it human… or is it dancer?” the doctor cuts the cord and announces, “it’s human.” nobody notices the father’s face darken. he wanted a dancer
when we were little my friends and i called sex “having fun” so we would giggle ferociously whenever some adult told us to “go have fun” because that was our codeword for what sex was
this is a casual announcement telling no one in particular to make out with my best friend. this is not directed at anyone. high five.
one of my favorite couples in the world broke up today. i really hope emily is okay. she is such a fabulous person, brilliant, a great writer, beautiful, and funny. she deserves the best. i’m sure she will find it.
: elizabitchtaylor: film about a group of men... →
elizabitchtaylor: film about a group of men getting into shenanigans= “comedy” film about a group of women getting into shenanigans= “chick flick” film about a friendship between two men= “buddy flick” film about a friendship between two women= “chick flick” emotional film about father/son…
qq8qqq: photoshopping pictures from my childhood to make it look like they were taken from a distance, through a fence
ahnishwari: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
marththebland: My life is such a joke, I truly can’t believe the things that happen to me, and I mean that in the best way, the way where I wake up in the morning and laugh as I realize that I didn’t dream any of it, where I laugh as I realize that I actually had my blog suspended by request of the Secret Service and joined a Modern Family/Glee crossover roleplay blog all in one lifetime I bet...
aspeeder replied to your post: aspeeder replied to your post: one of the people… Well at least it’s just owning a bear, it would be a dramatic shift for him to be a large hairy gay man. his wife might be a bit upset at that, yes
aspeeder replied to your post: one of the people who runs the debate camp i went… I assume you mean beard, I don’t think he has a bear baxter has changed since you went to camp, chris
one of the people who runs the debate camp i went to last year is a very large man with a crazy beard and a slightly disconcerting smile and all of his profile pictures are with his small toddler daughter and it’s such a weird contrast
adultmom: if you’ve seen one episode of svu you’ve seen all 295 of them. the baby is the rapist. the man put a wooden spoon in his son’s butt. this 15 year old girl is getting abused. olivia gets personally involved. elliot is a dick. the murderer is the janitor we see for one frame at the beginning of the episode. she hid the cocaine in her breast implants. the old guy can’t remember if he...
stankubrick: toddallison: i alternate a lot between “why do people like me oh my god your taste is horrible” and “why doesn’t everyone absolutely adore me i’m so hilarious and cool and charming” because no one hates me more than i do but no one loves me more than i do either - Morrissey
batreaux: during a relationship , when is the appropriate time to watermark someone so someone doesn’t steal them?
8 Summer Dangers for Cats →
getoutoftherecat: please look this over, especially if you have a cat who spends any time outside. as always please remember to NEVER leave your pet in a car on a hot day. it takes 15 minutes for the interior of a car to reach over 100 degrees, and cracking the windows provides only minimal relief. if you do choose to leave your pet in the car, don’t be shocked if you come back to find your...