March 2012
venusaurphobia: Oh for fuck’s sake, I thought we had matured past this by now. Will everyone please stop murder-shaming.
Mar 1st
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marththebland: cheeseburgers are my favorite food. why? because they’re obedient and because they don’t ask questions. hm, interesting point, but i prefer bacon cheeseburgers. they have this robust pork landscape that i find maddeningly delicious
Mar 1st
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lola makes the rest of us look bad
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aniskywalk3r replied to your photo: this is the youngest of the girls i babysit (and i… SHE’S SO CUTE THOUGH (‘: that’s not red velvet batter from when we made cupcakes that’s blood
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i have to stay overnight when i babysit on friday hopefully i can get annabelle and olive to bed at like eight and then exploit their cable and their NICE-ASS HOUSE TOO damn. they moved closer to my neighborhood but they live in like the “ritzy” part of roseville and have four fireplaces and granite countertops and FOUR BATHROOMS
Mar 1st
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javelining: something that blows my mind: there are boys in the world that like me or have liked me this is something that shocks me every day as an unattractive, sad annoying girl who rarely smiles with the sex appeal of a dead raccoon and absurd and obsessive interests how does it… i don’t… why
Mar 1st
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strepsis: I stared into the killer’s eyes. It was amazing to finally be one-on-one with him, talking over a plate of baby back ribs at Chili’s while Big Time Rush played softly in the background, near the men’s bathroom. From what I gathered from his Facebook profile, he seemed like a very intelligent and cool person. “So, you must be pretty smart, huh,” I said. “Yeah, I guess so,” he said. ...
Mar 1st
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hopefully hamline’s finaid office is better about responding to emails than their undergrad admissions… also i finally sent in my deposit! four hundred smackaroons.
Mar 1st
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For those who think blacks in America are...
feedmerevolution: Fact: Black youths arrested for drug possession are 48 times more likely to wind up in prison than white youths arrested for the same crime under the same circumstances. Source: “Young White Offenders get lighter treatment,” 2000. The Tennessean. April 26: 8A. Fact: Black and Latino men are three times more likely than white men to be stopped by the police and have their cars...
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chris is sorely mistaken in thinking i want to read about anything other than how he gets to kiss sara’s dumb face in three days
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Listengeometricity: i wrote a song just cause, i guess...
Mar 1st
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you believe moral relativism = anything goes. well. i got some news for ya bud.
Mar 1st
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Listenyoung-fire: alright sorry here it is again, its...
Mar 1st
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what the hell →
Mar 1st
“i’ve tried to be moderate for four years but really all it’s done is make conservatives hate me and liberals hate me so since conservatives will hate me no matter what, i’m going to pretend like i’m really liberal in the year before elections because people will buy it” - barack obama
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queermobile: i thought i was waiting to digest so i could work out but it turns out i was waiting to be able to shove more cookies down my throat i guess sometimesplans change
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i want to make those no-bake “eclairs” again oh my god they were so good a layer of graham crackers, a layer of vanilla pudding mixed with cool whip, repeat. then top with more graham crackers and spread either softened chocolate frosting or nutella over the top. awful for you, but so good
Mar 1st
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adamusprime: someone on facebook status posted the status “rocking out to adele” are you suuuure are you absolutely sure that’s what you’re doing
Mar 1st
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matt-lauer replied to your post: “minimum wage is bad because it’s cutting out a… market equilibrium is seldom achieved in the real world, even more rarely with wages - i am definitely a capitalist but unless someone took microeconomics and just didn’t understand it at all then you have to recognize the need for min. wage exactly! i mean i am a socialist but i think even when i look at it...
Mar 1st
someone give me a lot of money
Mar 1st
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“minimum wage is bad because it’s cutting out a section of the population- there are people not getting hired because companies aren’t willing to pay that much. if we let the market do it’s work, no one will be willingly unemployed! supply and demand. graphs. economics. boom.” the always seem to forget to mention that “no one will be willingly...
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February 2012
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