tchaikovsky: what if this whole time the cats were just a joke but now everyone keeps asking jesse eisenberg about them and he goes along with it and makes up this story about his cats and how fabulous they are but every night he goes home and lies in bed and he cries and he whispers to himself, “my lease doesn’t even allow pets”
david duchovny went to yale <3__<3
i wrote some stuff
starbellygirl: lazy-eyed, tongue-tied, over-analyzed visualize yourself lobotomized i got fleas, shaky knees, dirty teeth, dirty dreams i got feelings like you wouldn’t believe seepin’ out my pores and right down my sleeve got blood on all my pillows, soaked into all my sheets with a cracked glass eye, can you see when i’ll die? all the saints have prayed for you can you send them for me too?...
I ate a Dilly Bar today.
teenagelovestories: That was difficult to do without thinking about past events. poor jessie v.v
civilrightsbrah: thomporke: edwin now i’m just imagining you with my mouth instead of yours and cracking up THATS NOT WHAT THAT MEANS ALIX JESUS I KNOW BUT THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT OF
edwin now i’m just imagining you with my mouth instead of yours and cracking up
cataquack replied to your photo: ya i’ve got collarbones and reddish hair can i… here I’ll give you some you deserve it zach was the first person that idk irl to regularly like my pictures and for that he gets a gold star in my book
Josh: But if you punch a bear on the nose it fucks off.
Truth.Explosion.Magazine: I thought that was a shark.
Josh: It works for bears too.
Tom: I think it works for people as well.
civilrightsbrah replied to your photo: new nail color!! Whoa clavicle *____________* i have really prominent collarbones ^__^
i could probably be a lot more funny and liked on here but i just don’t have the energy
narrowurethra: Yeah, it’s super hilarious to deny your girlfriend sex. It’ll be even funnier in an hour or so when the tables have turned. >:) #At least Alix and I woo ho in love with hailey
johnnoiinteam replied to your post: my parents won’t be home friday night you know what that means? LOUD SEXY MHMMM GURL. i mean sex whoops OH WELL i love you too :3 if not we’ll play it anyway i miss you. lots!
bummerset asked: my parents won't be home friday night you know what that means? LOUD SEXY MHMMM GURL.
aw :( skyler can’t come over tonight
kindlesong: i make the worlds sappiest posts and put them on private seconds later if u wanna play tha game u gotta have a fast trigger finger
"Confession" by Charles Bukowski
waiting for death like a cat that will jump on the bed I am so very sorry for my wife she will see this stiff white body shake it once, then maybe again “Hank!” Hank won’t answer. it’s not my death that worries me, it’s my wife left with this pile of nothing. I want to let her know though that all the nights sleeping beside her even the useless arguments were things ever splendid and the hard...
It’s all mirror mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way money is...– Invisible monsters (via madtiger)
Your twitter to tumblr followers
spillscautiouswords: thegetawaymile: thedeadhead: brendon-curieous: faggotception: trollinghipster: spencersmithislove: y-u-no-brencer: 1/30 28/468 100/394 (100 strangers oh deer) 107/611 24/589 1121/515 118/1469 29/399 255/310
But you saved me. As difficult and frustrating as it’s been sometimes,...– mulder, to scully please make out
it seems like everyone on the stupid website has pizza except for me i haven’t eaten all day petition to get alix pizza
sl_mber pa_ty at my house
naturevalleybar: #what’s missing #u r
Get everyone involved
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bansand: shotom: i saw someone tag “trigger warning” on a post that mentions world war 2 what do they have violent flashbacks of a war they were never in ralphie. 14. music. ptsd. dont fuckin lable me.