bed time exciting day tomorrow
wellalright: i remember this car commercial from a while back. this mother was driving with her young daughter, probably seven or eight, and a baby. the daughter looked over and asked the mom, “why is my name savannah?” and the mom replied, “well, honey, that was the place where you were conceived.” then the daughter looked back at the baby in the car seat and was like, “then why is her name...
misogyny: hey i figured out the only way to get my kids not to hate me im not oging to have kids at all!!!!
envyadams asked: A Star has 5 ends. A Square has 4 ends. A Triangle has 3 ends. A Line has 2 ends. But the Circle of our friendship has no end Send this to all your bestest FB friends including me if I am one!! If u get 5 back,u are a good friend.If u get 1O,u are popular.If u get 15 back,damn i’m jealous =)♥
goatwithaneyepatch replied to your post: goatwithaneyepatch replied to your photo: my nose… what the what i felt like my icon was an appropriate response look how happy zoe’s baby looks
johnnoiinteam replied to your post: goatwithaneyepatch replied to your photo: my nose… hatred :)
frumpy-indie-girlfriend replied to your photo: my nose is pretty small but my eyes make it look… so prettyy!!! thx andy!
goatwithaneyepatch replied to your photo: my nose is pretty small but my eyes make it look… :’)
frumpy-indie-girlfriend: guys i have a confession to make i’m not a ’90s kid i’m not a 2ks kid either i haven’t even been born yet :(
fuckrapcool: sigh sharks are cool i guess? MOTHERFUCKING BEARS on the other hand are awesome as fuck
my chest is peeling ugh
kelly-kapowski: i bet it was so much easier to get laid in the 90s all you had to do was buy the person some aol internet hours now you actually have to put some effort into it
frumpy-indie-girlfriend: some days i just really fucking miss AOL
mics aren’t for swinging but mustaches aren’t for skinny band guys
johnnoiinteam replied to your post: johnnoiinteam replied to your post: hey zoe- my… i am going to come over and puke on everything you love including your boyfriend the most efficient time for that would probably be tomorrow, since we’ll both be down the street from you. see you and your breakfast/lunch then!
johnnoiinteam replied to your post: hey zoe- my icon i hate 98% of you and the 2% you love made my icon
hey zoe- my icon
johnnoiinteam replied to your post: huge honor for me when people call my relationship… you and Sean are so sweet it’s why i keep getting cavities fuck you guys you bit my knee yesterday if you keep trying to eat sweet things it’s your own fault (aw :3)
huge honor for me when people call my relationship cute because i have been in literally the least cute relationship to ever exist and it sucked
snaipe: when people use hashtags on facebook
goatwithaneyepatch: why dont people see pictures of me and go awwhhh because me with myself is clearly the cutest tumblr couple
cassidybellmor: oh my god those pictures of sam and desiree are precious so precious they look so happy oh my god sam’s grinning so big wheeeeee what a cute duo
johnnoiinteam replied to your post: johnnoiinteam replied to your post: i think i need… it was all me i knew you were a gigantic mexican teen
johnnoiinteam replied to your post: i think i need to stop wearing this swimsuit wow but you look hot in it ;) i know that’s the problem! i got hit on again today and these two mexicans kept staring at me…..
i think i need to stop wearing this swimsuit wow