December 2010
Sweet! Someone actually did call me pretty! But I...
Night ya’ll (:
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i also get heated when we discuss world war one in...
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i'm pretty average looking but i have a basic...
i know who milton friedman is, boys. that make you hot for my bod? (;
Dec 1st
jrichmanesq asked: i know you're being silly, but it does. The world would be lucky to have more people like you.
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My thoughts on Whitman and Dickinson.
I have argued with people about this repeatedly today, so I feel like puking my words out some. I like both poets, but neither are my favorite. I like some of Dickinson’s poetry, but only after I figure out the meaning. And some of it I just don’t like. And I like some of Whitman’s imagery and enthusiasm, but he does go on a bit. I haven’t read enough of either to form a...
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November 2010
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ellesugars-deactivated20121121 asked: i think you should def take a look at this

http://i53.tinypic.com/dctoom.jpg
Nov 30th
Oh look, I have two messages but Tumblr won't let...
saintsorsailors: I’m not surprised. TUMBLR, YOU FLEA BITTEN WHORE. STOP REJECTING MY ADVANCES. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Nov 30th
Lovely, you have friends like us because you,...
Nov 30th
dear jessie ann martineau, m.d.
He, my love, is an asshole. Texting a girl about how awesome her blowjobs are and considering getting one, though not TECHNICALLY cheating, is still definitely a break up able action. You are so worth it. You deserve only good things, and I hope you get them. You are gorgeous, funny, smart, and simply spectacular. Sure, Nick said sweet things. I’m sure he wasn’t all bad, was a nice...
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You would like that, Sean.
Nov 30th
I have sunk to a new low.
I’m playing Minecraft.
Nov 30th
okay whoever just left me a message reply to this...
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jessie, i feel like chris reading all my whiny...
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WHO FROM MINNEAPOLIS JUST VISITED MY PAGE...
god i am having way too much fun with this i will stop now.
Nov 30th
Hey jesse 500 days is sort of not depressing...
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Mmmm, view tracker.
I sense that Zoe is the one from St. Paul, MN who has viewed my page 43 times in the last eight days, though I don’t know who the rest of you are.
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peer pressure. aka no one cares but i am bored.
Movies Fight Club The Outsiders  Synecdoche, New York The Stoning of Soraya M. (500) Days Of Summer Elephant Requiem for a Dream Music  Motion City Soundtrack The Format Manchester Orchestra La Dispute Midtown Broken Social Scene Elliott Smith Right Away, Great Captain Games Smash Bros Spyro L4D2 Soul Caliber Claw Does Robot Unicorn Attack count? Mario Kart...
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jessie
Yeah, don’t get me wrong, I don’t particularly care for her either, but it still sucks to get dumped. She’s being a drama queen tho.
Nov 30th
I'm sorry he dumped you, but a) we so called it,...
He looks like a greasy hobo with that hair of his! There is a reason he has only been able to hold down one relationship that lasted more than a month, and it is because he is a jerkwad and the one girl who did put up with him was dumb.
Nov 30th
Okay tumblr messages, way to not work the one time...
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iamalmostspartacus: -turtlesonfire: It’s funny. Your muscles have a certain memory about them. That’s why we can tie our shoes or play piano without looking. But then you spend a long enough time with someone and your bodies memorize each other, you know? The warmth of your back, the pace of your heart beat. Your tickly eyelashes and the way your fingers would curl in sequence when I use to...
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"The length of the penis is three times the length...
saintsorsailors: peekinginthelineofduty: scottysamplenacelles: DAMMIT, TUMBLR. NOW I NEED TO GO MEASURE MY THUMB. I NEED TO KNOW HOW LONG MY COCK WOULD BE IF I HAD ONE. GUESS WHAT I’M DOING NOW? WHERE THE HELL IS THAT RULER? SHAZAM. RULER 7.5, not bad, not bad.
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jokeyjeremy-: that floating feeling when you’re happy.
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god steve NO mark obviously wants you you are DUMB...
jesus!!
Nov 29th
well smelly pinhead maybe if you didn't cheat on...
snap my fingers in a z formation.
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Misia that's because you SMELL.
Artemisia? More like ArtemiSMELLY.
Nov 29th
okay i friend requested you like TWO YEARS AGO...
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“Generic quote about how the opposite sex (or same sex) is bad, describing...”
– Someone who was on their high horse about this issue, but lacks self-confidence. (via thisorigamidream)
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God DAMMIT John xD
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GOD DAMMIT PEOPLE LIKED THAT POST TOO WHAT DOES IT...
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I am going to pretend that those of you who liked...
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