February 2012
sometimes i wanna cry because i’m a huge dumb baby
that is all
goodnight
state is tomorrow
free-earl:
eats red bean curry and pretends life isn’t actually happening
jesus christ i’m fat: the musical
i was called a pushover tonight which is not something i’ve been called in a very long time and a label i try to avoid and it made me sad
billy is so cute about julia
joe and abby are adorable
so are josh and claire
i’m dumb sigh
abby has a nice house
it was a pretty good time
i want a hug
paul and billy said that i am more entertaining...
please put nice things in my ask box while i’m at this fencing thing
bye
i had a bad day sigh
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lazyb0ness asked: alix you are the sweetest person ever omg me and my boyfriend met over feeding each other plain pasta with garlic and he made me laugh so much i kept missing his mouth and now we cook together all the time and do cute old people things like puzzles and crosswords and painting pictures for each other. sometimes we walk around neighborhoods and pretend to be a young engaged couple looking for a...
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heliotaxis asked: the first time i met my boyfriend was at a renaissance fair. he was playing like a puppy, and you could play fetch with him if you asked his handler very politely. i did, and it tickled me so much i never forgot it. i didnt see him again until a year after, when we were introduced through a mutual friend. he looked so familiar, but i could remember where i had seen him. we figured it out though....
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coolestmomparty asked: hm he has dumb nicknames for me and i hate HATE people calling me anything but 'peter' but i let him get away with the dutch pronounciation or 'petey' and he's really hot and i love having discussions about anything with him and he's so attractive but not full of how attractive he is and ububububububu
please tell me nice things about your crush or significant other in my ask box so i can live vicariously through the adorable things you are saying
thanks and god bless!
http//www.thomporke.tumblr.com/ask
harrystylesruinedmylife:
i’m an annoying drunk i just stumble around and talk really loud and i try to convince everyone how sober i am as i also ask where they stashed the vodka from me
it takes me a lot of alcohol to get drunk but once i do i mostly just laugh and go ‘my teachers would be so disappointed in me right now’
i never thought sadness was especially charming because i know what it’s like to be sad
doesn’t make me want to hug the sad people any less though
please stop glorifying sadness. it just leads to disappointment when us sad people aren’t as mysterious and attractive as it seems we ought to be.
javeleezy:
give me a second, i need to get my story straight. my friends are in the bathroom, getting higher than the empire state. my lover, she is waiting for me, just across the bar. my seat’s been taken by some sunglasses asking about a scar, and i know i gave it to you months ago, i know you’re trying to forget. but between the drinks and subtle things, the holes in my apologies, you know...
i like to reference the times zoe has randomly started crying and asked me not to die or stop being her friend and she thinks it’s because i’m making fun of her but really it’s because stuff like that makes me feel really loved and needed and i’m really glad she’s my friend because i love and need her too
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masterandpadawan replied to your post: masterandpadawan replied to your post:…
I just got an EKG today and my heart is good so I’m pretty sure I can make this living thing happen~
im glad we could come to this agreement
marththebland:
solubility rules, i love dissolving things into other things
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masterandpadawan replied to your post: masterandpadawan replied to your post: sometimes…
appreciate it. :)
you have to return the favor though, crying tires me out
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masterandpadawan replied to your post: sometimes you want to ask people if they would be…
if you died i would probably cry every day for a year and then have this hole in my heart for the rest of my life. just sayin’
i’ll try to avoid dying then!
aniskywalk3r:
thomporke:
sometimes you want to ask people if they would be sad if you died but that’s just not an appropriate question
actually i ask my sister a lot….
sometimes i ask myself who would be sad if i died and usually the answer is ‘zoe and my parents’
sometimes you want to ask people if they would be sad if you died but that’s just not an appropriate question
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one... →
my occupation on myspace was ‘learning (yea im a nerd)’
i was sad because i miss cuddling and human contact but then i remembered that i have an econ summary to do and my night just perked right up
i used to have a lot of friends what on earth happened to that? oh well, i was a little shit back then anyways
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orangemuses replied to your post: i can’t even find a torrent for this stupid ass…
why are you cursing at katie
if katie was my AP stats teacher i would be scolding zach for his taste in women
if my AP stats teacher was married to zach i would laugh
sure you’re offering me 2,500 more dollars in scholarship than my first choice
but no
i can’t even find a torrent for this stupid ass program wtf ms. schwartz